Saturday, May 23, 2009

A blind customer...........

One day; a blind went to a restaurant and grab a seat.
When the owner of the restaurant brought a menu for him; customer said: actually i'm blind. Could you please bring some dirty forks? I can smell them and choose the food.
The owner collect the dirty forks from the tables and bring it to his table as menu.
The customer smelled all the forks and said: hmmmm...this one smells really good... i'd also have "FISH AND CHIPS".
The following day; the guy came back again and the owner brought some forks from the sink. The customer smelled and said: can i have some "MACARONI" please?
The other day, the customer came back again. And asked for some dirty forks. The owner wanted to test him. He went to the kitchen and and asked Mary, his wife (Who was also a chef), to rub a fork in her pussy.
He get back to the customer and gave him the fork.
After smelling the fork; the blind customer said: I really didn't know that Mary works here.

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